Animal Smuggling Is Risky Business

Thank God for my friend Troy. Other than the “monkey in a headlock” comment, he had more caring advice for me: “Dude, are you smuggling ferrets?”

Men grow chest hair, but apparently when the hair is peeking out from the top of your shirt, you have fallen behind with grooming. I now shave farther down my neck. I also trim my manly, bear-like chest hair — mainly so I can get a tan.

To J: No, I do not use the latest in “armpit grooming products” — just a little trim & I shave the places where it seems like there shouldn’t be hair. Very funny though!

Peace,
Trent

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