How’d He Pull That?! – Chris Brown & Rihanna
Rihanna, Rihanna…
I would cut off three fingers just to… *insert purest form of adoration here* 
In my book, Rihanna has got to be among the hottest women on earth. God is definitely the best at what He does! Whew!
Anyway, what’s up with knucklehead Chris Breezy? I think he kind of looks like Mr. Potato Head in the picture below. My girfriend thinks Chris Brown is “the hotness“, but he’s no match for my princess Rihanna. Yes, I’m hatin’ on the young playa, but I’d fight him for her! 
Oh! I forgot about Mr. Brown’s new Big Headed underwear line. Yes, indeed! Check out the info on this:
“Big Headed Boxers has started a trend not only with its name, but what it stands for. Comfort and quality is the key to the success of Big Headed Boxers. With attention to every fine detail, Big Headed Boxers are made to not rise up, allowing you to let loose and enjoy yourself. Literally!”
That’s brilliant. He’s basically got every woman believing he’s well-endowed at this point. If that’s all it takes, then holler at AMJ, Rihanna! 
Seriously though, I’ve got to give him respect for landing Rihanna. Despite them denying a relationship, we’ve all seen pictures of them cuddled up everywhere. Hope he treats her well.
Here’s what it would look like if both my girlfriend and I had it our way…
As I sulk — and hope my girfriend doesn’t read this — I’ll add a couple more pictures as an ode to Rihanna.
Peace,
Trent
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Ahhahaha! Those pics are great!
Rihanna is beautiful, her eyes are so pretty. Chris Brown…eh. I hate how he always lip syncs, but I guess he has to do all that dancing.
Boxers? Celebs think of the most random things to endorse.
That name for an underwear company is really, really disturbing to me. Also, I wish people would stop sagging so that boxers show. Blog about that!
Chris Brown is a baby tool. Marsadie looks great in that photo though!
I totally agree. Can you say product tool? I think the only way he’s got you beat is in a dance off. Girls like him cause hes young and got that cocky charisma, just like Snoop. Ugly but hes got charisma. Lame. LOL
Chris Brown… ugly? *scoff*
*scrolls up & licks the screen*
rihanna is gorgeous but i don’t think she’s the hottest woman in the world.
& chris brown is hot! don’t hate.
big headed boxers?! lol. i just learned this from your blog. why is chris brown doing an underwear line?
so he’s going out with rihanna now? i didn’t know. i’m not that into celebs & gossip.
and how’d you create the pics with you & marsadie’s head shot?
Yes, Rihanna is pretty, but your girlfriend has her own sultry going on!
I can’t believe I’m writing this here but – WELL ENDOWED means squat! It don’t hit the g-spot. It’s always HOW you work the equipment! Smart men and woman know this. Chris’s ads are silly and for the juvenile that don’t know any better.
Had to post on here this though for Miss Rihanna – her music is so cool and she’s got the look going for her too! If you haven’t voted yet go to the Peoples Choice Awards online and give her the thumbs up and your vote. I’m pretty sure she’s on there at least three times!
yeah that’s photoshop retouch
wats good
hey thats not rihanna thats so a lie
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