How’d He Pull That?! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

It’s more like she pulled off his jewels and locked them away.

Megan Fox, of Transformers, must have it pretty tough being one of the most beautiful women in the world. Apparently though, everyone still has a shot at the free spirited Megan Fox. Well, at least for about six months anyway. It’s appears that Brian Austin Green is willing to share her while she decides on marriage by testing out other guys.

I’m working on my resume right now.

Rumor has it that they’ve agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can’t date anyone else, and this is to be for six months. I didn’t think that was the most successful approach to a lasting relationship if you’ve already started talking about the “M” word, but I’m also not the one trying to land the “unlandable”. I really shouldn’t talk though as I couldn’t guarantee anything if confronted with the possibility of marrying the elusive Megan Fox. So, I guess I kind of feel bad for him… But, not really. Anyone have her number?

Aside from the fact that “Brian Austin Green” sounds like a serial killer’s name, he was the dorky David Silver on Beverly Hills 90210. I did have the unfortunate experience of catching a couple episodes of 90210 which I hate to admit, but David Silver is the one we made fun of the most. Mr. Green did eventually gain some cool coins with his role in Terminator, though.

Is it just me, or does this kind of remind you of Angelina Jolie’s Billy Bob Thornton phase? Brian Austin Green looks kind of old with his gray hair – he’s only two years older than me.

I suppose there really is not a good answer on “How’d He Pull That?!” other than Brian being a pushover and that thing he’s got going on with his gray hair. He also looks like he’s been on a meth binge in this pic. Anyway, the major point is that we have six months to act.

FYI: AMJ does not recommend castrating yourself for anyone – even Megan Fox.

Peace,
Trent

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