Please Step Away From the Monkey, Sir

Hair Removal And Grooming Tip

This topic isn’t something that would have ever crossed my mind, but that’s why friends are there to lend a helping hand.

A couple years ago I was throwing ball with with my dude Troy. It was hot so the shirts were off. Then came the funniest comment ever from him: “Dude, you look like you’ve got a monkey in a headlock.”

That day I realized the need to groom the pits. Girls have differing views on this, but I do it for me. It makes me think of The Evil Monkey from Family Guy when they get out of control. Now, I’m not saying to shave or condition them — just a little trim every now and then.

Maybe grooming the pits isn’t for every guy, but it’s on you if you take the chance of putting your arm around a lady’s neck. She may think it’s your monkey tickling her.

Peace,
Trent

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