Valentine’s Day – Sacred to Chicks

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I’m schizophrenic – and so am I.

(Sorry, I know that wasn’t very Valentine’s Dayish, but it was the best I could come up with).

Personally, I think Valentine’s Day is a load of crap. I know, I’m so romantic. However, I cannot forget again this year. Yes, I’m a very bad person as I forgot the last couple years. I have a very bad memory. Of course I’ve been in the doghouse ever since. If you have ever forgotten this “most sacred of all holidays” then you know what I mean, and if you have never forgotten then you might want to keep it that way – trust me. So, as a reminder to myself and everyone else, I comprised a simple Valentine’s Day gift guide for Amazon shopping.

• Jewelry
• Lingerie
• Chocolate Gift Boxes
• Flowers
• Perfume
• Skincare

Peace,
Trent

p.s. If you still forget then try your best to play it off and never admit that you did. You also better have something coming in the mail – you can blame it on UPS since they suck anyway.

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